this is not good behavior to reward.

*cutting 6 hours of reception dinner time music to 2*

Jon: *plays song*
Emily: …no.
Jon: *high pitched whine*
Emily:….fine.
Jon: :-D  THANKS HONEEEEY!!

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The Selfie (x)

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humansofnewyork:

"She taught me how to dance. We actually met at a graduation party. I was the only one not on the dance floor, and her friend bet her that she couldn’t get me to dance. I’d already said ‘no’ to ten girls, but she talked me into it. We were together 55 years. She died eight years ago, but I still dance every day."
(Mexico City, Mexico)

humansofnewyork:

"She taught me how to dance. We actually met at a graduation party. I was the only one not on the dance floor, and her friend bet her that she couldn’t get me to dance. I’d already said ‘no’ to ten girls, but she talked me into it. We were together 55 years. She died eight years ago, but I still dance every day."

(Mexico City, Mexico)

the-stylefox:

Naeem KhanSpring 2015

the-stylefox:

Naeem Khan
Spring 2015

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stamos:

LITERALLY THE MOST GLAMOROUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

I will never be over this pantsuit.

stamos:

LITERALLY THE MOST GLAMOROUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

I will never be over this pantsuit.

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brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

retrotrash replied to your post:NEW AVI = YES YES YES

my avatar is literally 10 years old, whoops

that’s different, your ass is TIMELESS.

shedidntsaythat said: NEW AVI = YES YES YES

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GPOY This Entire Week.

GPOY This Entire Week.

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